The mums, garters, dances and roar of school cheer floods the hallways on the great week of homecoming, and most importantly, the dates. If you are reading this you must have searched high and low for ways to ask your dear beloved to homecoming, either it be to the dance or just the football game if you are an underclassmen (because you know you have to ask permission to sit next to your beloved). I am pretty sure by now you are tired of sifting through Pinterest ideas and YouTube videos (because someone already took your Harambae idea). WELL SEARCH NO MORE. The perfect solution is here and can only be perfectly executed if you follow these steps perfectly and if not executed correctly could ruin your entire high school reputation (because thats how serious this is).

First start asking your beloved ominous questions on things they like or would like to own to begin thinking of gifts that they would like to receive along with their proposal. The randomness of these questions on things that you have not ever asked will certainly not raise suspicions at all. Your beloved will simply be flattered by the intricate questions on the Anastasia Glow Kit. Next go purchase whatever unreasonably priced gift you have planned and exactly one can of Zippo Lighter Fluid and a box of matches. The next prep part is very intricate, you must get a giant poster and print big letters with a proposal message that typically corresponds to your gift. Write it big enough that you can see the words on the picture that you are bound to post right after the proposal.

The execution of the proposal is a big part of the surprise. Drive your beloved to a secure area where not much suspicions may rise if anything occurs tricking them that you are going out to get ice cream. Once you reach your deserted area make your beloved wait in the car and lay out their gifts on the floor. Take the lighter fluid and completely drench the gifts with in it and get the poster ready. While you hold it out call your beloved out to come see you and let them absorb your surprise. Next, pull out the matches and light one and drop it on the gifts. While they frantically ask you why you did that, laugh and say “It would be lit if you go to homecoming with me”. The shock of their face will definitely be priceless and will be the highlight of their day, guaranteeing you a yes to Homecoming. So be sure to follow it precisely so you can have marvelous memories that will burn a flame forever.